The Internet is for porn

Desde que o Vostra meteu este post que as audiências deste blog dispararam. O que confirma definitivamente essa grande verdade, cuja melhor explicação está numa canção de um musical da Broadway: The Internet is for Porn.

Se não tiverem Flash ou pachorra para esperar que a animação carregue, têm aqui a versão resumida da letra:

KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I?ve got a fast connection so i don?t have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like i?m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
I?m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por?oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you?ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!