Balanço e demonstração de resultados do Núcleo

O tesoureiro e sacerdote-mor da coisa financeira do Núcleo, Tiberius, vem por este meio divulgar os resultados da Núcleo Duro, SGPS para este exercício fiscal.

É com satisfação que constato que a estratégia de investimentos do Núcleo tem funcionado excepcionalmente bem. Essa estratégia: meter tudo no Betadine.

Com um capital inicial de 30 biliões de triliões de euros, o tesoureiro Tiberius tem investido com confiança e prudência. Tendo-se atingido um capital acumulado de 118,5 biliões de googliões de euros, decidiu-se retirar o investimento inicial de 30 biliões de triliões de quaquiliões de eurospara satisfazer as despesas correntes do Núcleo.

Esse montante irá assim ser aplicado nas várias funções sociais do Núcleo, a saber:

*arranjar um doutoramento honoris causa ao Cablogue pela Universidade de Pyongyang.

*contratar um explicador para ensinar o Ernesto (não perdes pela demora, pulha)a ler.

*marcar uma viagem pela Patagónia para o gabinete trotskista de navegação pelo Terceiro Mundo do Núcleo (DJ Carcaça).

*abastecer o Vostradeis de pornografia pedófila.

*o resto dos fundos será utilizado para pagar o almoço de Zizou até não restar dinheiro (ao que o gajo come, isso será ao fim de dois dias).

Em anexo ao fundo desta posta, a demonstração dos resultados deste exercício financeiro:



Date Bet type Event Bet Result Stake Odds Winnings

03/01/2006 17:17 Single Portugal - Saudi Arabia (Neutral Venue) (3Way) Portugal Portugal 10.00 1.30 13.00
03/01/2006 17:18 Single Estrela Amadora - Benfica Lisbon (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.85 18.50
03/02/2006 19:49 Single Real Madrid (ESP) - Climamio Bologna (ITA) (Totals) Over 152,5 Over 152,5 1.00 1.85 1.85
03/02/2006 19:50 Single Real Madrid (ESP) - Climamio Bologna (ITA) (Money Line) R.Madrid R.Madrid 2.00 1.55 3.10
03/03/2006 21:32 Single Vitoria Guimaraes - Vitoria Setubal (3Way) Guimaraes Guimaraes 4.95 1.80 8.91
03/05/2006 00:46 Single Penafiel - Pacos Ferreira (3Way) Pacos Ferreira X 7.41 2.50 -
03/06/2006 14:28 Single Rio Ave - Belenenses (3Way) Rio Ave Rio Ave 10.00 2.20 22.00
03/06/2006 17:14 Single Benfica Lisbon - Naval (3Way) Benfica - 10.00 1.20 -
03/07/2006 13:18 Single FC Barcelona - Chelsea FC (Which player will score the 1st goal of the match? (regular time)) Frank Lampard (Che) Ronaldinho (Bar) 1.00 6.50 -
03/07/2006 13:18 Single FC Barcelona - Chelsea FC (3Way) Chelsea X 1.00 3.80 -
03/08/2006 20:09 Single Liverpool FC - Benfica Lisbon (1st Half Goal Bet) 03:00 00:01 1.00 23.00 -
03/09/2006 15:01 Single Rapid Bucharest - Hamburger SV (3Way) R.Bucharest R.Bucharest 9.00 2.80 25.20
03/09/2006 19:20 Single Lille - Sevilla FC (3Way) Sevilla FC Lille 5.20 3.25 -
03/10/2006 16:09 Single Ham-Kam - Elfsborg (Neutral Venue) (3Way) Ham-Kam Ham-Kam 5.00 2.95 14.75
03/10/2006 18:56 Single 1. FC Saarbrücken - SpVgg Unterhaching (3Way) S`brücken - 5.00 2.55

Date Bet type Event Bet Result Stake Odds Winnings

Jan-06
02/03/2006 21:28 Single Uniao Leiria - Benfica Lisbon (3Way) Benfica U. Leiria 10.00 1.80 -
02/05/2006 22:20 Single Seattle Seahawks - Pittsburgh Steelers (Neutral Venue) (Money Line) Seattle Pittsburgh 10.00 2.45 -
02/08/2006 20:22 Single Benfica Lisbon - Nacional Madeira (3Way) Benfica X 10.00 1.55 -
02/09/2006 17:43 Single Aalborg BK - Lyn Oslo (3Way) Aalborg Aalborg 10.00 2.25 22.50
02/09/2006 17:45 Single Benfica Lisbon - Penafiel (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.16 11.60
02/09/2006 21:02 Single The Strongest (BOL) - Newell´s Old Boys (ARG) (3Way) Newell´s Old Boys (ARG) The Strongest (BOL) 2.50 3.35 -
02/10/2006 13:14 Single Egypt - Ivory Coast (Cup Winner) Ivory C. Egypt 10.00 2.10 -
2/13/2006 2:49 PM Single Juventus - Anderlecht (Neutral Venue) (3Way) Anderlecht Juventus 1.60 8.50 -
2/13/2006 4:58 PM Single Maritimo Funchal - Vitoria Guimaraes (3Way) Guimaraes Guimaraes 10.00 3.60 36.00
2/13/2006 11:35 PM Single Vitoria Guimaraes - Benfica Lisbon (3Way) Benfica Guimaraes 10.00 1.70 -
2/14/2006 1:43 PM Single Real Madrid - Real Zaragoza (Goal Bet) 03:00 04:00 1.00 8.00 -
2/14/2006 1:44 PM Single Real Madrid - Real Zaragoza (3Way) R. Madrid R. Madrid 5.00 1.35 6.75
2/17/2006 9:15 PM Single Boavista - Rio Ave (3Way) Boavista Boavista 5.00 1.45 7.25
2/17/2006 9:16 PM Single Boavista - Rio Ave (Goal Bet) 02:01 02:01 1.75 8.50 14.88
2/20/2006 4:15 PM Single FK Teplice - Marila Pribram (Double Chance) X or Pribram Teplice or X, Teplice or Pribram (d/h) 2.13 2.25 -
2/20/2006 4:16 PM Single Uniao Leiria - Vitoria Setubal (3Way) U. Leiria V. Setubal 5.00 1.70 -
2/20/2006 4:17 PM Single Benfica Lisbon - FC Porto (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 2.35 23.50
2/21/2006 7:42 PM Single Benfica Lisbon - Liverpool FC (Which player will score the 1st goal of the match? (regular time)) Gerrard Luisao (Ben) 1.00 7.50 -
2/21/2006 7:44 PM Single Benfica Lisbon - Liverpool FC (Score specials) Liverpool to concede no goal Benfica Lissabon to score a goal, Benfica to keep a clean sheet, Benfica Lissabon to win to 0 (d/h) 1.00 2.60 -
2/21/2006 7:44 PM Single Benfica Lisbon - Liverpool FC (3Way) Liverpool Benfica 1.00 2.30 -
2/23/2006 5:05 PM Single Zenit St.Petersburg - Rosenborg (3Way) Rosenborg Zenit 2.00 4.50 -
2/27/2006 1:38 PM Single Sporting Braga - Rio Ave (3Way) Rio Ave Sporting Braga 3.50 5.75 -


01/05/2006 20:22 Single Benfica Lisbon - Pacos Ferreira (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.30 13.00
01/09/2006 20:02 Single Tourizense - Benfica Lisbon (3Way) Benfica Benfica 16.74 1.15 19.25
1/15/2006 12:16 AM Single Benfica Lisbon - Academica Coimbra (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.25 12.50
1/16/2006 2:51 PM Single Vitoria Setubal - Boavista (Halftime or Fulltime (bet wins if result is true either at halftime or fulltime)) X X, Boavista (d/h) 11.75 1.55 18.21
1/17/2006 12:13 PM Single Leeds United - Wigan Athletic (Goal Bet (90 min.)) 01:00 02:02 3.21 7.50 -
1/17/2006 12:14 PM Single Gil Vicente - Benfica Lisbon (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.75 17.50
1/17/2006 4:59 PM Single CSKA Moscow - Pahtakor Tashkent (3Way) CSKA M. CSKA M. 5.00 1.80 9.00
1/18/2006 4:01 PM Single AS Nancy Lorraine - AC Ajaccio (3Way) AS Nancy Lorraine AS Nancy Lorraine 5.00 1.60 8.00
1/18/2006 4:03 PM Single Manchester United - Burton Albion (Goal Bet (90 min.)) 05:00 05:00 3.00 10.00 30.00
1/19/2006 4:51 PM Single Penafiel - Sporting Braga (Double Chance) Penafiel or Sporting Braga Penafiel or X, X or Sporting Braga (d/h) 5.00 1.23 -
1/19/2006 4:52 PM Single Penafiel - Sporting Braga (Over/Under goals) Under 2,5 Under 2,5 4.00 1.60 6.40
1/20/2006 5:29 PM Single TSV 1860 Munich - LR Ahlen (3Way) 1860 M. X 3.40 1.40 -
1/20/2006 5:30 PM Single TSV 1860 Munich - LR Ahlen (Goal Bet) 02:00 00:00 3.00 7.00 -
1/23/2006 5:35 PM Single Uniao Leiria - Belenenses (Goal Bet) 02:00 02:02 2.50 8.50 -
1/23/2006 5:36 PM Single Benfica Lisbon - Sporting Lisbon (3Way) Benfica Sporting L. 10.00 1.75 -
1/25/2006 4:42 PM Single Manchester United - Blackburn Rovers (Goal Bet) 02:00 02:01 3.00 7.50 -
1/26/2006 4:30 PM Single Al-Wehda - Al-Ansar (3Way) Al-Ansar X 2.00 6.50 -

12/16/2005 8:11 PM Single Benfica Lisbon - Nacional Madeira (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.60 16.00

11/08/2005 16:42 Single Vauxhall Motors - Hyde United (3Way) Vauxhall CANCELLED 3.50 2.40 3.50
11/17/2005 7:06 PM Single Sporting Braga - Benfica Lisbon (3Way) Benfica Sporting Braga 10.00 2.80 -
11/21/2005 4:55 PM Single Belenenses - Maritimo Funchal (3Way) Maritimo Maritimo 3.85 3.40 13.09

10/14/2005 6:46 PM Single FC Porto - Benfica Lisbon (3Way) FC Porto Benfica 19.00 1.85 -
10/20/2005 6:32 PM Single Benfica Lisbon - Estrela Amadora (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.25 12.50
10/25/2005 6:01 PM Single Leixoes - Benfica Lisbon (Neutral Venue) (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.30 13.00
10/25/2005 6:03 PM Single Leixoes - Benfica Lisbon (Neutral Venue) (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.30 13.00
10/25/2005 6:03 PM Single Naval - Benfica Lisbon (3Way) Benfica X 10.00 1.70 -

09/09/2005 16:18 Single Sporting Lisbon - Benfica (3Way) Sporting L. Sporting L. 10.00 2.35 23.50
09/12/2005 14:03 Single Benfica - Uniao Leiria (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.35 13.50
9/19/2005 3:00 PM Single Penafiel - Benfica (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.90 19.00
9/24/2005 7:57 PM Single Benfica Lisbon - Vitoria Guimaraes (3Way) Benfica Benfica 10.00 1.30 13.00

8/29/2005 3:56 PM Single Estrela Amadora - Boavista (3Way) Boavista X 10.00 2.10 -